🚨 MERCH DROP 001 INCOMING 🚨 | 🔥 OFFICIAL RICH RETARDS GEAR — COMING SOON 🔥 | 💎 DIAMOND HANDS MERCH FOR DIAMOND HANDS PEOPLE 💎 | 🦍 APE INTO THE DRIP 🦍 | 📉 BUY HIGH, DRESS FIRE 📉 |
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MERCH
COMING SOON
⚡⚡⚡ DROP 001 — LAUNCHING SOON ⚡⚡⚡
🔥 WHAT'S DROPPING 🔥
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TEES
Classic Rich Retard energy
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HOODIES
For cold market winters
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HATS
Dad hats for degen dads
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JACKETS
Racing jackets for sending it
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Every piece is being designed with the same financial irresponsibility you've come to love from us.
"The only merch drop where your net worth goes DOWN and your drip goes UP"
— Every Rich Retard, probably